Best of Timi Imit


A berry tastes O so ‘set’, satyr Reba.

A buck cabs back, Cuba.

A dad dabs bad dada.

A DNA made Dee news we needed, Amanda.

A gem: pistil’s late petal slit–sip mega!

A hoot, no debate: we lit a love volatile (wet a bed on, too–ha!)

A Miss I kiss (as fool aloof’s ass I kiss), Ima.

A night: I woo with Gina!

A ‘no merit,’ as revel-cadet Tim, busy, submitted a clever satire, Mona.

A rat stole lots, Tara.

A siren, I ram mum mariner, Isa.

Acrobats revolve, rev lover, stab Orca!

After gym massage, Tate, gas Sammy Gretfa.

Ah, Satan, all I know is: I won–kill a Natasha!

Aims on a site so nasal are feral as a nose: ’tis anosmia.

Al, Liz dogs Godzilla!

Al, y’all, lull Layla.

All ‘E’ flora end near, ol’ fella!

All I saw was, aw, Wasilla!

Am I drawn inward, Ima?

Am I Mary’s sassy ram–I, Ma?

Am I Mom, Ima?

Am I sad–no Hondas, Ima!

Am laid–dial Ma!

An elder of Tucson sees no scut for Ed Lena.

An ERA foe sues PA Halbert re ‘blah’ apse use of arena.

Anal Al lit ‘so still’ Alana.

Analgesia is: (e.g.) Lana!

And live NOT on evil DNA.

Anita semi-mimes a Tina.

Arizona did an ‘Oz,’ Ira!

As a placebo, robe Cal, Pasa.

As I murdered Roth, Gilda (mad light!) ordered rum, Isa.

At a tone won’t, now, Eno “ta-ta”?

Avalon has, ah, no lava!

Ax ‘A’.

Ba can rut, turn a cab!

“Ba, don’t–fella Al left no dab!”

“Back car–” claims Mia L., “crack cab!”

Bad, evil gull’ll lug live dab.

Bathe, eh Tab?

Be DEVO motto, “got to move,” Deb.

Be Dot’s sole deceit–nuded, untie, cede loss to Deb.

Be ‘green’: one erg, Eb.

‘Bedlam in a sac’ I remain: I, America’s animal, Deb.

Believe veil, Eb!

Beryl, damn, rod a droll lord–adorn madly, reb!

Best ‘ne’ Mom’s “Ahas!” moments, Eb.

“Bob!” I say as I bob.

Bob, solos did mum gig–mum did solos bob.

Bob, ya, doth today bob.

Bob’s a snake—live, vile Kansas Bob!

Bosnia, sordid stage set: lame Maltese gats did Rosa in–sob!

“Boss, Tim busy!” submits S.O.B.

Boss, ’tis a hotel law sees wallet, oh, as its–sob!

Bros malcontent, net no clam’s orb.

Bud did a AAA ad I’d dub.

“Burr…eh, tell Liz I’ll let her rub!”

Bus on no sub.

Bush’s ire: “Promise…Sim–or perish sub!”

Bust on, “Snot Sub”!

But anon, I spit tit tips in on a tub.

But no, Sununu’s on tub!

“(But not sure by Amy)–maybe rust on tub?”

Cab, Otto; heed Dee, “Hot Tobac’!”

Cadet, ah, I’d named a demand I hated–A.C.

Code no one, Doc!

Code “vole love” Doc!

Cradle, here, held arc.

Cuba saw Pop was a Buc.

D.A. called Della “cad.”

Damn mad, Ed is aside–damn mad!

Dan, assess an ad.

Daryl, I’d dig Ukiah haiku giddily–rad!

Daryl is “mulch clumsily” rad!

“Data–” Deb begged, “egg ebbed a tad.”

De, bored, never even de-robed.

De, keep it–I peeked…

Deb, ask cub, “Lair trial bucks a bed?”

Deb, Benoit polio-foil option ebbed…

Deb, best I move rug–if I am “gin enigma” I figure vomit’s ebbed.

“Deb, boss, drown in words sobbed!”

Deb, Ono mixes night, fifth gin, sex–I’m on O-bed!

Debase (dead or alive!) evil “A-Rod” aedes abed.

Debates set a bed..!

Deb, bury ball a wallaby rubbed.

“Dee,” press I, “keep pee kisser peed.”

Dee, see, seed!

Dee, stop, for a jade lion oiled a jar of pot seed!

Deed nine men I frisk, Sir (fine men, indeed!)

Deeds time-worn even amuse us, Sis Sue: sum an even row, emit “S” deed!

Deem foe: wan, I so bid, “I’ll loll libidos in awe of me–Ed!”

Dee’s boll’ll lob seed.

Del, battle felt ‘tabled.’

Del, luck (rad!): lit nude, yes a wise Desi was eyed–until dark culled…

“Delb baby…burps a wasp…” Ruby babbled.

“Delia, wed…under‑bra garb!” red nude wailed.

Delia’s ill Abe sabred (no wonder!) baseball I sailed.

Deliver star comedy by Democrats reviled.

Deliver, warder, sue–damned lair o’ Sartre purveyors (Roy, Ev, Rupert–rasorial den!) made us red, raw, reviled.

“Dell or Genia,” gasp I, “Trevor’s Rover tips again–e.g. rolled!”

“Demo: O, behold–lo!” he boomed.

Denim mistress asserts I’m mined.

“Dessert’s a sorry task, satyr.” Rosa stressed.

“Desserts I reviled‑‑deliver!” I stressed.

“Desserts, Miss, part straps,” Sim stressed.

Deva Lew, ere what little-felt tilt, ah, were we laved?

Deva re macaroni: “Nora came, raved…”

Devas saw a Santana fan at NASA was saved.

“Devil do” Gwen knew God lived.

Dex obeyed–eye boxed!

Dex, if ‘dub,’ design it a ‘lub,’ man–most somnambulating is, Ed, Bud: fixed!

Dex, inside pain I aped is nixed!

Di, Barak dove–vodka rabid!

“Di, kiss Anita’s satin ass!” I kid.

Di stops Bob, spots id.

Dial (or tap) Pup Patrol aid!

Diana is sure: “Taliban nun nab I” (late Russian aid.)

“Diaper pin–I pre-paid!”

Diapered, Art (as a trade) repaid.

“Dibil, lie–do Bristol, Remy, Merlot, sir, bode ill?” I bid.

Did I butt–oh, a hot tub; I did!

Did I live on no evil I did?

Dim rat, arm Id.

Dine “Mir grim”, Enid.

Disable Elba, Sid.

Dish Sid a radish, Sid.

Dissed Art Lee, ‘e eel trades, Sid.

“D-lot mitts rife, yes Reg–Dodgers eye first!“ Tim told.

Do die, dude–I’d OD!

Do get any mono-cell economy, Nate–God!

Do go, evil Kramer, to hooters (re “too hot” remark), “Live, O God!”

Do good, do O God!

Do grey walnuts stun lawyer-god?

Do hasten, Reba, cabernets–ah, O.D!

Do panic in a Titanic, in a pod.

Do renege not–stone Gene, Rod!

Do reorder red roe, Rod.

Dog food lid’s “dildo of God.”

Dog pal sees lap god.

Dog saw as God

Dog sees God.

Dog sees pup sees God.

“Dog, sit–’tis God!”

Dogs sass God.

Dog wasp saw God.

Dogs teem, paw, swap meet’s God.

Don, abandon OD—nab a nod!

Don, as reviled ‘Pop Smith’ (Tim’s Pop), delivers a nod!

Don, too far afoot, nod.

Don’t, eh, tip epithet–nod!

Don’t race, doctor–trot code cart, nod!

Don’t tip party booby trap, Pitt–nod!

Donuts do not: piss, sip to nod, stun, O.D.

Doom delivers reviled mood.

Doth turnip spin Ruth, Tod?

“Dr., a terrorist, Sir–or retard?!”

Dr., ah, stamp mats hard!

Dr. alludes, “Use dullard.”

Draw a pot to Pa, Ward.

Draw crass (or gross!) arc, Ward.

Draw Eros, O sore Ward.

Draw no noon onward.

Draw ‘No!’ on Ward.

Draw [redder,/snot–tons!–/some memos,]Ward.

Dub guru rug, Bud.

Dub Matt “A.M. bud”!

Dumb mobster ref ferrets bomb, mud.

Duo lapses, Pa–loud!

Dwell, in nil, lewd.

E, I ‘drome ’em or die!

Eb, Anna, wrong is Signor Wanna Be…

Ed, amiss, sees ‘SS’ I made.

“Ed aver: Eve said ‘Ed’ a lot to lad, Ed, I (as ever) evade.”

Ed, I (sad Emma) review a mall llama “we” (…I’ve!) rammed aside.

Ed, I (snide liar) railed inside.

Ed, I snip inside.

Ed (irate), “Get a ride!#?”

Ed, is a macabre herb a cam aside?

Ed is aside.

Ed is, Eno, on no one side.

Ed, Isa, meet, see Rome (Rome–more, more!)–esteem aside.

E.g., never to be so old again, I, a gad, loose bot, revenge!

“Eh, Sid, Al Capone–he no P.A.C. lad is he?”

Elk, cattle ‘belt-tackle’!

Elle (‘banana mate’) gots tits to get a man, Anabelle!

Elope not as at one pole.

Em, a duo yet (air benign), I–King–inebriate you, dame!

Em, Al–fondle held no flame!

“Em–attack cat, tame.”

Em, Ed is aside me.

Em, Ed is (nigh ‘G’) inside me!

Em, moods doom me!

Em, O-hog-tied-I hide it, go home.

Em, OK, KO me!

“Em, ‘tis I–visit me.”

Em, Ward’s badass sad abs draw me..!

Em, you buoy me!

Emeritus, U tire me!

Emit “Garnet Tiki,” Kitten–ragtime.

Emit no one fire rife noon-time.

Emit pant at nap time.

“Emit ‘Si’ Sir: crisis time!”

Emote no one tome!

Emote not a Mama tone to me!

Em’s mood–rage nival (a vinegar!)–dooms me.

Emus said, “Alas–a salad, I assume.”

“Eno, Greg, Nadia: sin, or egg a dagger on.” I said, anger gone.

Enol, a ‘slob-magnet’, forever (…often!) gambols alone.

Epic era’s a recipe!

“Er, eh…scram Mom–Marc’s here!”

Er, eh, simple gab: “Bagel, PM, is here.”

Er, is Reno Greg no longer “goner,” sire?

Ere held no fire, woman (or a mom?) raffles elf farm, Omar, on a mower I fondle here.

Ere held, nubile Mel I bundle here.

Ergo, naming is a sign I’m an ogre.

E-tome did emote!

Eton, laud a dual note! 

Ev, love, to gibbon-snob bigot, “Evolve!”

Ev, resign, “I’m raw, so, swarming, I serve.”

Eva, gin is a sin, is a sin I gave.

Eva–holiday ad I, lo, have!

“Evil alert: saw (wow!) wastrel alive!”

Evil as I am, Pop, Ma is alive.

Evil dog Ron, nor tame matron, nor God, live!

Evil on a martini–I (in it) ram an olive.

Evil, stark rats live.

Evil, vile, veil: I, Eve, Liv–live!  1

Evita re poets: “Aware, eye era–waste operative!”

Ferret up mock computer, ref.

Flee balsam Xmas lab, E-elf!

Gamely grab ARGYLE mag.

Garret, SIN is a sinister rag!

Go Bill: it’s “sip it safe, fast–I piss ’till I bog.”

Go‑‑do not pass sap to no dog!

Go, Dot, to dog!

Go ‘duo’, you dog!

Go, help pin a nipple hog!

God, as a were‑wolf, did flow‑‑ere was a dog!

God, assess a dog!

God loaned Eden AOL–dog!

God, smite Tim’s dog!

God, Steph pets dog!

“God–sue us, dog!”

God to Hegel, “Locate Beta College hot dog.”

Gods sass dog.

Gulp‑‑cadet torn on a non‑rotted AC plug!

He dubs, “No I.T. poker trek options, Bud.” eh?

He murmurs, “Rum, rum…” eh?

He parts boobs—trap, eh?

“He sees Enid and lo, hot to trot–or tot to hold!” Nadine sees, eh?

He snoops spoons, eh?

He snubs Bob’s buns, eh?

He we sew, eh?

He ‘wets’ stew, eh?

He wolfs, “Ah, won’t I draw an award–it now has flow, eh?”

He won raw war now, eh?

He won’t sign ‘gist’ now, eh?

He yodels, “Sled–oy!” eh?

Heaven, sit: ’tis neva, eh?

Hell, Abe, yes, egad, nab bandages–eyeball, eh!?

Hell, as Reg, Nation, oh, saw evil (alive!) wash on–O it angers all, eh?

Hell, it’s a Toyota still, eh?

He’s a foe, so note time we meld, Lem, ewe mite to nose of Aseh.

He’s let Omnibus sub in motels, eh?

Hey–Art’s straw warts stray, eh?

Husk, sad, asks “uh?”

I (a snob, seer) trim Mir trees: bonsai!

I ace ‘drome, Mordecai!

I did dog Mel as a Salem god, did I?

I did emit, on extra cart, xenotime, did I?

I did mimic, “I’m…I’m…” did I?

I go, yet saw a sign: “In Rome morning is a waste, Yogi.”

I, goy, warn raw yogi.

I hose zoo ooze, so–“Hi!”

I, lame nut, penned, “Dust‑‑sudden Neptune Mali?”

I, Manu, style magic: I gamely tsunami.

I, nit, ramp up martini!

I site target, I bite grate–tis I.

I’d sworn I set tall lattes in rows, Di.

I’m a fool aloof, Ami.

I’m a ‘ho’, oh am I?

I’m a lasagna hog, O Sara, so go hang a salami!

Ire these tame mates, eh Teri!

It’s a mar on a panorama, Asti.

I’ve a “moral aroma” , Evi?

I’ve let a name emanate: Levi

Jarred arts sell less, Trader Raj.

Jeune Vassar Greta, water grass: Avenue J.

Jose, can a creepy peer can Ace’s O.J.?

Joy, name ’em any O.J.!

Kay Em, girl, rig me yak!

“Keep hope, pep—oh, peek!”

Knap’s a spank?

“Kramer‑‑not rabid!” I, Barton, remark.

L.A. abuts, Stu, Baal?

L.A. era music is, Uma, REAL.

‘LA Paul’, an AIDS doc, ODs Diana Lu–a pal.

L.A. peels sleep, Al.

L.A. poets (aware, Vera!) waste Opal.

L.A. renegade, man, never even named a General!

L.A., tip a Capital!

Labor, rob Al.

Lad, a smile, Mel‑‑I’m sad Al.

Lager, Em, did me‑‑regal!

Lana saw I was anal.

Lapse: porn’s “on ropes,” pal!

“Last regrets” is, Sis, sister Gert’s Al.

Lea, deign an Angie deal.

Lem, Martin I trammel.

Lessen Warren Rock corner rawness, El.

“Level eye: taboo boob at eye level!”

Lex, I pyre Vedas ad–every pixel.

“Lia, win Woden‑‑one down!” I wail.

Liar spots top’s rail.

Lib regrets, “No, Mama…er…dream a monster gerbil!”

Light a path, Gil.

Lion is igniting, is in oil.

Lip up, Red‑‑ Nelson’s no slender pupil.

Live–nab DNA, wasabi bib, a saw, and ban evil!

Live non-evil.

“Lo, Ho claims a crass ennui unnes sarcasm,” I alcohol.

“Look a red, nude gap!” Mark rampaged under a Kool.

Ma, I am Al–lama–I am.

Ma, I am all llama, I am.

Ma–she stuns Dad’s nuts, eh Sam?

“Ma, still lit?” Sam. ~ Ma still lit Sam. ~ Ma, still, lit Sam.

Mad, “A.M. Rio” dubbed a deb “Budoir Madam.”

Mad, rats tar dam!

Madam solos mum, sees mum solos, Madam.

Mail one rotten net to Reno, Liam.

Maim, as did ‘Sam-I-Am.’

Mao, roam!

Marc, get in ode: “Taste gnu, Jack (cajun!), get sated on it–e.g. cram.”

Marge, let’s drown in words–telegram!

Margo needs, Dee, no gram.

Massage gas, Sam.

Me–go help Miss Simple hog ’em?

Media kudos O.D. UK–aid ’em!

“Media strategists, I get Art!” said Em.

Meed ici: noise large, e.g. rales ionic, I deem.

Meet, see Rome–more esteem!

Meg saw one rock core now as gem.

Mega-wasted, E.T. saw a gem!

Mel, chest nap-red, nude yet (a sore hero!), sat, eyed underpants, eh, Clem?

Mere vespers, Rep–sever ’em!

Met at a bidet one summer, a harem muse noted I “bat at ’em.”

Mia, warn, “Raw I am!”

Mike nodded “done,” Kim.

Missy, bury Ruby’s Sim.

Mode robot pets, too, foot-step to boredom.

Motel cats bored: no pizza, jazz; I ponder obstacle, Tom.

MS, a crass media “pseudo-dues”, paid Em’s sarcasm.

Must love Reno on one noon no one–no, no one!–revolts, um?

My, no dues pile, Eli‑‑pseudonym.

‘N’ if he won’t, I must sum it now, eh, Fin?

‘Nam lore elders tell lets Red leer, ol’ man!”

‘Nam regrets no monster German.

“Nam, uh, bustle felt sub-human.”

Name we man?

“Naomi, cite Operas Are Poetic,” I moan.

“Naomi, no smash Samson!” I moan.

“Naomi, six is!” I moan.

Nat, assess a tan!

Navigator sees rot: a G.I. van.

Navy sub’s busy, Van.

Naw, order M&M–M&M red, Rowan.

Ned, rag on, “Storm rots no garden!”

“Nehru,” a son, “I’d pull up dinosaur hen.”

Network’s at task–row ten

No, animal, snip ye no hymen–one my honey pins lamina on!

No, deport it (tit rope!) Don.

No, do not turn, rut, to no Don!

No, he dunno what Utah won, nude, hon.

No, hero Clinton’s not nil-core, hon.

No, Holy Mama, I am a Mylo, hon.

No, I rivet, abate virion.

No, I saw one now as ion.

No, I sullied (until today) a dot-lit, nude illusion.

No, I tan–I’m at no contamination!

No, I, tart surf‑tider, credit frustration!

“No–” I told Ed, “lotion!”

No, [I (Tom) did mo/I, Tom, mock commo/I top Sis’ po/it roped a made por] tion.

No, is iced dab a bad decision?

No, it–ides–Sis, is sedition!

No, it’s a fast ion.

No miff, it’s stiff–I’m on!

“No pan…?” I say as I nap on.

“No pansy awl: a scissors Ros sics, always–nap on!”

No parts, oh ghost, rap on.

No parts, Sis, strap on.

“No regrets‑‑I’m Damon (a nomad), Mister Geron.”

No REM sleep peels me, Ron.

No, Sam’s mom’s mom’s “Ma,” son.

No saw was on?

No, slang is a signal, son.

No snit, on to home–memo hot not in, son.

No–so tundra has a hard nut, O son?!

No, Sonya Wallace, call away no son.

No war-bed; Debra won!

No way, elf-fawn–waffle, yaw on!

No, with Gil bird-rib light, I won.

No, with girdle held right, I won.

“Norma,” I say, “no beau qua Ebony–as I am Ron!”

Nose turbo to brute, son.

Not a stir, OK, nap son & no spank–or it’s a ton!

Not Lebanon, no, nab Elton!

“Not new well, Lilith!” (’til ill) Lew went on.

Note, Gin, if Yreka Bakery fini–get on.

Note was, “Sununus saw Eton.”

Now arise; I do ogle, Ma, camel goodies Ira won.

Now, defile macabre herb a camel I fed won.

Now, Diana is sure, Russian aid won.

Now, ere he lit a love volatile, he re-won!

Now, Eva, Hewes’ use we have won.

Now, evil, I’ve won.

Now I must fold, loft, sum I won!

Now I saw sexes, was I won?

Now I see penis in epees I won!

Now joy: bury Ruby–O.J. won!

Now, lads simple, help Miss Dalwon.

Now Ma, in Ed’s den I am won!

Now, Mae, that Utah team won!

Now remit reward, Dad: drawer Tim, er, ‘won’.

Now seven Eves, I saw as is: even Eves won.

Now sever, Eve, New Era series (oh, whose ires are!) we never, eves, won.

Now, tip arcs as gull lugs a scrap it won.

Nun sees kook sees nun.

Nuts, Stella, mania-pliant I await nail pain: a mallet’s stun.

“O,” brags Deb in a lisp, “ah, reprobate Tab (or perhaps Ilani?) beds Garbo!”

“O, Coco, regard (I’d rage!) rococo.”

O doc, axe Texaco–do!

O, gol’, Sal, U-card sees Dracula’s logo.

“O, got testosterone tenor (E.T.) sot–set to go!”

O, got ya–way too sooty a way to go.

O, had I lived as a devil, Idaho?

Odd, I keep pee, kiddo.

Odd…I know “ah ha” won, kiddo.

“Odd–in wonk evil I’ve known, I’d do.”

Oh Cena, no, it called as a dell action–an echo!

Oh no, I ram Marion ho!

Oh who won’t care if I cap pacifier act now, oh who?

OK, gee, tail a terrorist, Sir, or retaliate–e.g. KO?

Om I, “No regrets: I shoulder no burdened rub on Red Lu, oh sister Geronimo.”

On, tell a ballet ‘No!’

On time, emit “No!”

One bad example has, Sir, a “Larissa” help Max, Ed, Abe–no?

One carpool tunnel, Len: “nut loop race”–no?

One dice deliver, if Sal, Lisa (as ill as fire vile) decide, “No!”

“One kilt, Lucille,” yell I, “cult-like, no!”

One Mat raps aspartame, no?

One moon had a shadow O.D.; ah, sad, ah no omen–O!

One nod, slob, my stoner: are not symbols done–no?

One noon sex alert relaxes no one–no?

“Oo–winos’ P.M., oh Thompson!” I woo.

Pa, stems met sap!

Paget saw a wasp saw a waste gap.

Pal recaps Pop’s pacer lap.

Pam’s sure it was no Misses Simon saw tie Russ’ map.

Pandas, sad, nap.

“Paris, too, rained rags, gags, gardenia roots.” I rap.

Part Sara’s trap.

Pasa, I made target: a date grated–am I a sap!

Pat, ah sin if I say, “Er, gosh, Pat, I pet Sal’s last epitaph so grey,” as I finish a tap?

Pat, emit time tap.

Pat, ’tis Sis: sit, tap.

Pet snore ebbed, Deb—beer on step?

‘Piss-peels’ peed a deep sleep’s sip.

Pissed under, red nudes sip.

Pistons—odd—do snot sip..!

Place ‘no-no’ on one CA L.P.

Poor Dot, Desi (operators) rot, are poised to droop.

Pose as Timi Imit’s Aesop.

Pot an ale stupor, eh hero–puts elan atop!

Pot-smoker, trek, om–stop!

Pub Al’s Pirates set a R.I.P. slab up!

Pull up a pliant nail, Pa–pull up.

Pup, I sip up!

Pupils on, Lee, flee eel–feel no slip up!

Put a call, “I will act up!”

Put Imit up.

Q, a “riot to go” got to Iraq.

“Q it is,” I sit, “I Q!”

Rae, his gal, flags I hear.

Rae, his yodels led “oys,” I hear.

Rae, past eleven eve, let’s a pear.

Rap: “Busy, subtle frat star felt busy, sub-par.”

Rat saw poop was tar. 

“Rats, Evita reneged, Dad–degenerative star!”

Raw, I led deli war.

Re drums: a Doc-demanded, -named, coda’s murder!

Recall ab–e.g. do dodge-ball, Acer!

Recluse dahlias’ sad, airy myriad assail Hades’ ulcer.

Recluse sir, anon arises ulcer.

Red, dab badder!

Red dude so hot to snap pans, Otto, hosed udder.

Red, I snide, “Deceit’ll tie ceded insider.”

Red, ice cider!

Red net: no car is, sir, a contender.

Red net tuna’s a nut tender?

Raw spot stops war.

Red, I snide, “Deceit’ll tie ceded insider.”

Red net: no car is, sir, a contender.

“Red, no wider bra deceived a bad Evie (cedar bred)?” I wonder.

“Red, now, is ‘tundra bard’ nuts?” I wonder.

Red now, red net’s tender wonder.

“Red nowise, yet all aches, eh, call at eyes?” I wonder.

Red robots sent savanna vastness to border.

Red Roy bred fox of derby order.

“Ref for a motel room,” a Moor let Omar offer.

Refer Pisa, as I prefer.

Reg, it’s Tiger!

Regal peels peed a deep-sleep lager.

Regard me leer, “eye-reel” ’em, drag ‘er.

Ren, slip regal: not on lager–pilsner!

Resume, totem user.

Rev O raw, fine moon–no omen if war over.

Reviled, stiff, I sat on pal’s lap (not as if fits deliver!)

Re-wolf fast, oh fool, as time remits aloof, hot safflower!

Rianon, we held (nah!) a flotsam mast: Olfa handle hewn on air.

Rip at tapir I pat, tapir.

Roma sidewalk law, Ed, is ‘Amor’.

Romania, ponder, Red: no pain, amor.

Rooms bar Arab’s Moor.

Rub–deliver a reviled bur.

“Rum, rum” I murmur. 1

Russel, fir tree seer trifles Sur!

“Sad–” I, Di, peep, “I did as…”

Sail had dahlias!

Scrams a groom in Oregon–no Geronimo orgasm arcs.

See, press as a sasser pees!

See sage money odd doyen, ‘Omega’, sees.

Seek ‘nay’–Mets stem Yankees.

Sees a most serene rest, serene rest soma sees.

Sein Nine do “Park Rap Ode,” ninnies!

Self first, I milk canker ere knack limits riffles.

Semord, Nila, plait select celestial palindromes.

Separate birth tribe, tar apes.

Set a melba table, mates!

Set, air benign, I target a fate: grating inebriates.

Set an “I”, mull–it illuminates.

Set are no times a semitone rates. 

Sew, oh Anna, help pin a nipple (Hannah owes!)

Sex, I’ll oblige, Gil, bollixes!

Sex is tacit at scenarios, so I ran ecstatic, “at sixes…”

Shall I risk, sir, ill “ah”s?

Shower drew “Oh!”s.

Silly ram ate wet amaryllis!

Sinister, Bret, sin is.

Sis, a sin is ‘as is’.

Sis, aorta’s at ‘R’ oasis.

Six at mass, as Sam taxis.

Slam it poets: aware, eye era, waste optimals!

Slang is signals?

Slap on opals!

Sl[a/o]p Strohs on no shorts, p[a/o]ls.

Sleek Bob did bob keels.

Snag Rose’s organs!

Snap wet stew pans.

Snoops decide I rub: BB buried, iced spoons.

Snort celestial L.A.–it’s electrons!

So, did Seton trade diary-raided art notes, Didos?

So dodge, Peg, dodos!

So, no decal pearl, Rae, placed on os?

So see, Press, I (pisser) pee ‘S.O.S.’

“So,” went on Nan, “not new os?”

Sore Del, irate, met a riled Eros!

“Spin, Miss, part straps!” Sim nips.

Spots Miss, parts straps, Sim stops.

Step on no gnu dung, on no pets!

Stew Rose–Ron’s ma’s lit (nude by my bed!) until Sam snores, or wets.

“Stinker’s draw–” mistress asserts, “I’m Ward’s ‘re-knits’!”

Story ran, “I’d Royals slay ordinary rots!”

Stuck card rack cuts…

Sue, yes, God’s dogs eye us.

Sum (in awe): “No trails, liar, to new animus.”

Sun is of use to myriad airy motes (UFOs in us!)

Sup on extra tart xenopus.

Sworn: “Ide Wang saw Missy mad ere gnat-angered Amy’s Sim was gnawed in rows.”

T. Eliot, erupt pure toilet.

Tamely grade, Ed, argyle mat.

Tandem attorney sees yen rot tamed Nat.

Tap testes I set–set pat!

Tar guru, rugrat!

Tell a Van Ert re naval let.

“Tide-red rots”–I dunno; Sam, a mason nudist, ordered it.

‘Til nude yet, can Angie feign an act eyed unlit?

Tilt cap, I had a loud duo, lad–a hip act lit!

“Timed, lo, time emits time, Em!” I told Em it.

Tim-mad sex (I’m damned, Ned!) admixes, dammit.

‘Tis a heme meme has it.

To be sure, deceive, vie, cede ruse, Bot!

To be sure, I’d lost soldier-use bot!

To Gill, a spa “saps all I got.”

To hoot, Honig, rival a virgin oh-too-hot.

Todd, I did Dot!

“Toilet not new, wow!” went on T. Eliot.

Toni, kudos O.D. UK in OT!

Too familiar, Sir, is rail I’m afoot.

Top step: pup pets pot!

Toped sage, rip me not on Empire Gas depot.

“Tops sup macabre herb!” — a campus spot.

Toss it in, I gave no one vaginitis, sot!

Toss lariats on no stair–Al’s sot!

“Trader, admit: ‘ah ha!’ ” Tim dared Art.

Trash subsidiary raid is Bush’s art.

Trot, sad ex; indeed finesse’ll lessen if deed nixed as tort.

Tulsa’s mom’s a slut!

Tupac’s caput!

Turgid Dad: dig, rut!

Wanna buy Yuban…naw!

Was “I’m it”, as Tim I saw.

Wasted, a cadet saw.

Way to not spill latte: get tall lips to not yaw!

We do meta-bedlam in an animal debate, mode W!

We help Pacific Apple hew.

“We” prefer pizzazz; I prefer pew.

We saw Tenet was “ew!”

Wed honor, evil, Doc Tim: reps permit cod liver on–oh!–dew.

Wed no Anna on dew!

Well, lad, nag, “Gee, no abortion–no, it rob a one, egg and all, Lew.”

Wolf, Deb; beer on-tap’s spat “No” re ebbed flow.

Won panda; alas, salad nap now.

Wonder: Anne held–nah!–handle henna-red now.

Wonder if Dad is fired now?

Wonder if I made no yo-yo, Ned–am I fired now?

Wonderbras save Vassar-bred now!

Wonks know.

Xerxes lived evil sex, Rex.

Ya, Ben, one poker trek open on e-bay!

Ya, Dad–ah!–had a day.

Ya, kneel, locate feta, Colleen Kay.

Ya, rotten Rose, sail all aliases o’r ‘Net to Ray.

Ya, Signor, war is, Sir, a wrong, I say.

“Ya, sign is I sing!” I say.

Ya, wag a gag away!

Ya, was moor-devil Lil lived rooms away.

Yankees seek ‘nay’.

Yes, O Ross, Em (or ‘D’) ‘n’ I lap up (PU!) palindromes so rosey.

Yo’ begat love voltage, boy!

Yo, Bob, eat gnu O you O young tae-bo boy!

Yo, by pool, a musk conk knocks Uma loopy, boy!

Yo, Ceda, get a coyote toy, O cat–e.g. a decoy!

Zap all La Paz!

Zones sell, lessen Oz.