TIMI IMIT'S PERSONAL PALINDROMES: (updated 12-16-16)
A berry tastes O so 'set', satyr Reba.
A buck cabs back, Cuba.
A dad dabs bad dada.
A DNA made Dee news we needed, Amanda.
A gem: pistil's late petal slit--sip mega!
A glade I rub--e.g. a yard's drayage: buried alga.
A global war ad: "A raw lab, Olga!"
A mere "we had lost" and lo, "Tim rots a pun up a storm" I told Nat's old, ah, ewe re Ma.
A must: festoon snoots (efts), Uma.
A 'no merit,' as revel-cadet Tim, busy, submitted a clever satire, Mona.
A rat stole lots, Tara.
A siren, I ram mum mariner, Isa.
A suggestion, "No, it's 'egg USA'!"
Acrobats revolve, rev lover, stab Orca!
After gym massage, Tate, gas Sammy Gretfa.
Ah, Satan, all I know is: I won--kill a Natasha!
Aims on a site so nasal are feral as a nose: 'tis anosmia.
Al, Liz dogs Godzilla!
Al, y'all, lull Layla.
All 'E' flora end near, ol' fella!
All I saw was, aw, Wasilla!
Am I drawn inward, Ima?
Am I Mom, Ima?
Am I Mary's sassy ram--I, Ma?
Amen, I play alpine, Ma!
"Amen, if Donna can nod--fine, Ma."
An elder of Tucson sees no scut for Ed Lena.
An ERA foe sues PA Halbert re 'blah' apse use of arena.
Anal Al lit 'so still' Alana.
Analgesia is: (e.g.) Lana!
And live NOT on evil DNA.
Anita semi-mimes a Tina.
Arizona did an 'Oz,' Ira!
As a placebo, robe Cal, Pasa.
As I murdered Roth, Gilda (mad light!) ordered rum, Isa.
At a tone won't, now, Eno "ta-ta"?
Avalon has, ah, no lava!
Ba can rut, turn a cab!
"Ba, don't--fella Al left no dab!"
"Back car--" claims Mia L., "crack cab!"
Bad, evil gull'll lug live dab.
Barnacles, surrey, walnuts stun lawyer Russel Canrab!
Bathe, eh Tab?
Be DEVO motto, "got to move," Deb.
Be Dot's sole deceit--nuded, untie, cede loss to Deb.
Be 'green': one erg, Eb.
‘Bedlam in a sac’ I remain: I, America’s animal, Deb.
Beryl, damn, rod a droll lord--adorn madly, reb!
Best 'ne' Mom's "Ahas!" moments, Eb.
"Bob!” I say as I bob.
Bob, solos did mum gig--mum did solos bob.
Bob, ya, doth today bob.
Bosnia, sordid stage set: lame Maltese gats did Rosa in--sob!
"Boss, Tim busy!" submits S.O.B.
Boss, 'tis a hotel law sees wallet, oh, as its--sob!
Bros malcontent, net no clam's orb.
Bud did a AAA ad I'd dub.
"Burr...eh, tell Liz I'll let her rub!"
Bus on no sub.
Bush's ire: "Promise...Sim--or perish sub!"
Bust on, "Snot Sub"!
But anon, I spit tit tips in on a tub.
But no, Sununu's on tub!
"(But not sure by Amy)--maybe rust on tub?"
Cab, Otto; heed Dee, "Hot Tobac'!"
Cadet, ah, I'd named a demand I hated--A.C.
Code "vole love" Doc!
Cradle, here, held arc.
Cuba saw Pop was a Buc.
D.A. called Della "cad."
D.A., get it done: no 'D'-tit--egad!
Damn mad, Ed is aside--damn mad!
"Damon, Ron, I'm a minor nomad..!"
Dan, assess an ad.
Dare, "It's a nastier ad!"
Daryl, I'd dig Ukiah haiku giddily--rad!
Dass, don't regret so, or, 'deed, rooster Gert nods sad!
"Data--" Deb begged, "egg ebbed a tad."
De, bored, never even de-robed.
De, keep it--I peeked...
Deb, ask cub, "Lair trial bucks a bed?"
Deb, Benoit polio-foil option ebbed…
Deb, best I move rug--if I am "gin enigma" I figure vomit's ebbed.
"Deb, boss, drown in words sobbed!"
Deb, bury ball a wallaby rubbed.
Deb, Ono mixes night, fifth gin, sex--I'm on O-bed!
Debase (dead or alive!) evil "A-Rod" aedes abed.
Debates set a bed..!
Deb, bury ball a wallaby rubbed.
[Decaf-/Devil-/Mad,/No, Oprah,/Now/Ten/Ward,] ill 'Aesop poets'-- a waste!--oppose all I
"Dee," press I, "keep pee kisser peed."
Dee, see, seed!
Dee, stop, for a jade lion oiled a jar of pot seed!
Deed nine men I frisk, Sir (fine men, indeed!)
Deeds time-worn even amuse us, Sis Sue: sum an even row, emit "S" deed!
Deem foe: wan, I so bid, "I'll loll libidos in awe of me--Ed!"
Dee's boll'll lob seed.
Del, battle felt 'tabled.'
Del, Lord, elf fun’s snuffled, rolled!
Del, luck (rad!): lit nude, yes a wise Desi was eyed--until dark culled...
"Delb baby...burps a wasp..." Ruby babbled.
"Delia, wed...under‑bra garb!" red nude wailed.
Delia's Ed (under bra garb--red, nude) sailed.
Delia's ill Abe sabred (no wonder!) baseball I sailed.
Deliver, warder, sue--damned lair o' Sartre purveyors (Roy, Ev, Rupert--rasorial den!) made us red, raw, reviled.
"Dell or Genia," gasp I, "Trevor's Rover tips again--e.g. rolled!"
"Demo: O, behold--lo!" he boomed.
Denim mistress asserts I'm mined.
Depp, in Israel li'l, ill, ears I nipped.
"Derek, actor, rack carrot caker Ed."
"Dessert's a sorry task, satyr." Rosa stressed.
"Desserts I reviled‑‑deliver!" I stressed.
"Desserts, Miss, part straps," Sim stressed.
Desu, net for Esalen one laser often used.
Deva Lew, ere what little-felt tilt, ah, were we laved?
Deva re macaroni: "Nora came, raved..."
Devas saw a Santana fan at NASA was saved.
"Devil do" Gwen knew God lived.
Dex, if 'dub,' design it a 'lub,' man--most somnambulating is, Ed, Bud: fixed!
Dex, inside pain I aped is nixed!
Di, Barak dove--vodka rabid!
"Di, kiss Anita's satin ass!" I kid.
Di stops Bob, spots id.
Dial (or tap) Pup Patrol aid!
Dial saw I was laid.
Diana is sure: "Taliban nun nab I" (late Russian aid.)
"Diaper pin--I pre-paid!"
"Dibil, lie--do Bristol, Remy, Merlot, sir, bode ill?" I bid.
Did I butt--oh, a hot tub; I did!
Did I live on no evil I did?
Dine "Mir grim", Enid.
Dip, asses--R.O. horse's sapid!
Disable Elba, Sid.
Dissed Art Lee, 'e eel trades, Sid.
“D-lot mitts rife, yes Reg--Dodgers eye first!“ Tim told.
Do die, dude--I'd OD!
Do get any mono-cell economy, Nate--God!
Do go, evil Kramer, to hooters (re “too hot” remark), “Live, O God!”
Do (gone desperado, I) repay a period: a rep’s Eden, O god!
Do good, do O God!
Do "gowns N.W." O God!
Do hasten, Reba, cabernets--ah, O.D!
Do panic in a Titanic, in a pod.
Do renege not--stone Gene, Rod!
Do reorder red roe, Rod.
Do, today, sub "busy ad" O Tod.
Dog Anna, God.
Dog pal sees lap god.
Dog saw as God
Dog sees God.
Dog sees pup sees God.
"Dog, sit--'tis God!"
Dog, wasp saw God!
Dogma is : 'I am God.'
Dogs sass God.
Dogs teem, paw, swap meet’s God.
Dog-tired, I hide Rit...God!
Don, as reviled 'Pop Smith' (Tim's Pop), delivers a nod!
Don won't, now, nod.
"Done baby--" Babe, "nod?"
Don't, eh, tip epithet--nod!
Don’t race, doctor--trot code cart, nod!
Don't tip party booby trap, Pitt--nod!
Donuts do not: piss, sip to nod, stun, O.D.
Doom delivers reviled mood.
Dora tended net, A-Rod!
Doth turnip spin Ruth, Tod?
"Dr., a terrorist, Sir--or retard?!"
Dr., ah, stamp mats hard!
Dr. alludes, "Use dullard."
Draw a pot to Pa, Ward.
Draw crass (or gross!) arc, Ward.
Draw Eros, O sore Ward.
Draw no noon onward.
Draw 'No!' on Ward.
Draw [redder,/snot--tons!--/some memos,]Ward.
Drawer’s NIH ‘crust’ never prevents urchin’s reward.
Dub guru rug, Bud.
Dumb mobster ref ferrets bomb, mud.
Duo lapses, Pa--loud!
Dwell, in nil, lewd.
E, I 'drome 'em or die!
E.g., never to be so old again, I, a gad, loose bot, revenge!
Eb, Anna, wrong is Signor Wanna Be...
Ed, amiss, sees 'SS' I made.
"Ed aver: Eve said 'Ed' a lot to lad, Ed, I (as ever) evade."
Ed, I (sad Emma) review a mall llama "we" (...I've!) rammed aside.
Ed, I (snide liar) railed inside.
Ed, I snip inside. (1)
Ed (irate), "Get a ride!#?"
Ed, is a macabre
herb a cam aside?
Ed is aside.
Ed is, Eno, on no one side.
Ed, Isa, meet, see Rome (Rome--more, more!); esteem aside.
Eh, Sid, Al Capone--he no P.A.C. lad is he?"
Elba, rap a "Ma parable!"
Elk, cattle 'belt-tackle'!
Elle (‘banana mate’) gots tits to get a man, Anabelle!
Elope not as at one pole.
Em, a duo yet (air benign), I--King--inebriate you, dame!
Em, Al--fondle held no flame!
"Em--attack cat, tame."
Em, Ed is aside me.
Em, Ed is (nigh ‘G’) inside me!
Em, moods doom me!
Em, O-hog-tied-I hide it, go home.
Em, OK, KO me!
"Em, ‘tis I--visit me."
Em, Ward's badass sad abs draw me..!
Em, you buoy me!
Emit "Garnet Tiki," Kitten--ragtime.
Emit no one fire rife noon-time.
"Emit 'Si' Sir: crisis time!"
Emote not a Mama tone to me!
Em’s mood--rage nival (a vinegar!)--dooms me.
Emus said, "Alas--a salad, I assume."
"Eno, Greg, Nadia: sin, or egg a dagger on." I said, anger gone.
Enol, a 'slob-magnet', forever (...often!) gambols alone.
"Er, eh...scram Mom--Marc's here!"
Er, is Reno Greg no longer "goner," sire?
Ere held no fire, woman (or a mom?) raffles elf farm, Omar, on a mower I fondle here.
Ere held, nubile Mel I bundle here.
Ergo, naming is a sign I’m an ogre.
Ev, love, to gibbon-snob bigot, "Evolve!"
Ev, resign, "I'm raw, so, swarming, I serve."
Eva, gin is a sin, is a sin I gave.
Eva--holiday ad I, lo, have!
Even ail I, viceroy o' yore, civilian Eve.
"Evil alert: saw (wow!) wastrel alive!"
Evil as I am, Pop, Ma is alive.
Evil dog.Ron, nor tame matron, nor God, live!
Evil on a martini--I (in it) ram an olive.
Evil, stark rats live.
Evita re poets: "Aware, eye era--waste operative!"
Eyes tell, "Let's eye!”
Ferret up mock computer, ref.
Flee balsam Xmas lab, E-elf!
Gab at a bag?
Gab, barge in: i.e. 'grab bag'!
Gal, fan a flag!
Gamely grab ARGYLE mag.
Garret, SIN is a sinister rag!
Gnome, do not draw a "mood o' doom" award to no demon 'G'.
Go Bill: it's "sip it safe, fast--I piss 'till I bog."
Go, do not pass sap to no dog!
Go, Dot, to dog!
Go 'duo', you dog!
Go, help pin a nipple hog!
Go (hey gal!), flag ye hog!
God, a wasp saw a dog!
God, as a werewolf, did flow--ere was a dog!
God, assess a dog!
God, ax a dog!?
God, daffodils slid off ad dog!
God, deliver a person's 'No!'s re Pa (reviled dog!)
God loaned Eden AOL--dog!
God, Steph pets dog!
“God--sue us, dog!”
God to Hegel, "Locate Beta College hot dog."Gods sass dog.
Gulp‑‑cadet torn on a non‑rotted AC plug!
Hard at toil (lest I awe) he waits: Elliott Adrah.
He dubs, “No I.T. poker trek options, Bud.” eh?
He murmurs, “Rum, rum…” eh?
He parts boobs' trap, eh? He parts boob strap, eh? He parts boobs -- trap, eh?
"He sees Enid and lo, hot to trot--or tot to hold!" Nadine sees, eh?
He snoops spoons, eh?
He snubs Bob's buns, eh?
He we sew, eh?
He ‘wets’ stew, eh?
He wolfs, "Ah, won't I draw an award--it now has flow, eh?"
He won't sign 'gist' now, eh?
He yodels, "Sled--oy!" eh?
Hell, Abe, yes, egad, nab bandages--eyeball, eh!?
Hell, as Reg, Nation, oh, saw evil (alive!) wash on--O it angers all, eh?
Hell, it's a Toyota still, eh?
He’s a foe, so note time we meld, Lem, ewe mite to nose of Aseh.
He's let Omnibus sub in motels, eh?
Hey--Art's straw warts stray, eh?
Husk, sad, asks "uh?"
I (a snob, seer) trim Mir trees: bonsai!
I ace 'drome, Mordecai!
I did mimic, "I’m...I’m..." did I?
I go, yet saw a sign: "In Rome morning is a waste, Yogi."
I, goy, warn raw yogi.
I hose zoo ooze, so--"Hi!"
I, lame nut, penned, "Dust‑‑sudden Neptune Mali?"
I, Manu, style magic: I gamely tsunami.
I, nit, ramp up martini! 1
I pot: coyote, toy octopi. 1
I site target, I bite grate--tis I.
I'd sworn I set tall lattes in rows, Di.
Illicit song, rob all lung: null labor--gnostic, ill, I.
I'm a fool aloof, Ami.
I'm a 'ho' oh am I?
I'm a lasagna hog, O Sara, so go hang a salami!
Ire these tame mates, eh Teri!
I've let a name emanate: Levi
Jarred arts sell less, Trader Raj.
Jeune Vassar Greta, water grass: Avenue J.
Jose, can a creepy peer can Ace's O.J.?
Joy, name 'em any O.J.!
Kay Em, girl, rig me yak!
“Keep hope, pep—oh, peek!”
Knap’s a spank?
"Kramer‑‑not rabid!" I, Barton, remark.
L.A. era music is, Uma, REAL.
'LA Paul', an AIDS doc, ODs Diana Lu--a pal.
L.A. peels sleep, Al.
L.A. poets (aware, Vera!) waste Opal.
Lad, a smile, Mel‑‑I'm sad Al.
Lager, Em, did me‑‑regal!
Lana saw I was anal.
Lapse: porno's "on ropes," pal!
"Last regrets" is, Sis, sister Gert's Al.
Lea, deign an Angie deal.
Lem, Martin I trammel.
Lessen Warren Rock corner rawness, El.
"Level eye: taboo boob at eye level!"
Lex, I pyre Vedas ad--every pixel.
Lia, get air: benign, olden nuts stunned long-inebriate Gail!"Lia, win Woden‑‑one down!" I wail.
Liar spots top's rail.
Lib regrets, "No, Mama...er...dream a monster gerbil!"
Light a path, Gil.
Lip up, Red‑‑ Nelson's no slender pupil.
Live--nab DNA, wasabi bib, a saw, and ban evil!
"Lived, eh?" -- the Devil.
"Lo, Ho claims a crass sarcasm," I alcohol.
"Look a red, nude gap!" Mark rampaged under a Kool.
Look, gee, I got stogie, e.g. Kool.
Ma, I am Al--llama I am.
Ma, I am all llama, I am.
Ma--she stuns Dad's nuts, eh Sam?
Ma, staff fat Sam!
Ma, stiff, fit Sam!
"Ma, still lit?" Sam. ~ Ma still lit Sam. ~ Ma, still, lit Sam.
Macro-fire those craft farces, oh Teri, for Cam.
Mad, "A.M. Rio" dubbed a deb "Budoir Madam."
Mad as an ox in battle, pelt 'Tab' Nixon (a sad a.m...)
Mad, rats tar dam!
Madam solos mum, sees mum solos, Madam.
Maiden made Bev, loser, resolve: be 'damned-I-am.'
Mail one rotten net to Reno, Liam. (My first palindrome sentence!)
Maim, as did 'Sam-I-Am.'
Marc, get in ode: "Taste gnu, Jack (cajun!), get sated on it--e.g. cram."
Marge, let's drown in words--telegram!
Margo needs, Dee, no gram.
Martin, I tram!
Mas reign at Tangier, Sam.
Me--go help Miss Simple hog 'em?
Media kudos O.D. UK--aid 'em!
"Media strategists, I get Art!" said Em.
Meed ici: noise large, e.g. rales ionic, I deem.
Meet, see Rome--more esteem!
Meg, a tart’s a stratagem.
Meg, I’d Dad dig ‘em.
Meg saw one rock core now as gem.
Megan, October's deeds re Bot Co. nag 'em!
Mega-wasted, E.T. saw a gem!
Mel, chest nap-red, nude yet (a sore hero!), sat, eyed underpants, eh, Clem?
Melee: eye eel, Em!
Mere vespers, Rep--sever 'em!
Met at a bidet one summer, a harem muse noted I "bat at 'em."
Mia's 'No' is revered ere version's aim.
Mike nodded "done," Kim.
Missy, bury Ruby's Sim.
Mode robot pets, too, foot-step to boredom.
Motel cats bored: no pizza, jazz; I ponder obstacle, Tom.
MS, a crass media “pseudo-dues”, paid Em's sarcasm.
Must love Reno on one noon no one--no, no one!--revolts, um?
My, no dues pile, Eli‑‑pseudonym?
'N' if he won't, I must sum it now, eh, Fin?
'Nam lore elders tell lets Red leer, ol' man!"
'Nam regrets no monster German.
Nam, uh, bustle felt sub-human.
Name we man?
"Naomi, six is!" I moan.
Nap, as a Pan!
Navigator sees rot: a G.I. van.
Navy sub's busy, Van.
Naw, order M&M--M&M red, Rowan.
Ned, rag on, "Storm rots no garden!"
Nehru, as son, I'd pull up dinosaur hen.
Nemo, walnuts stun L.A. women.
Network’s at task--row ten.
Niagara--bar a gain!
No, animal, snip ye no hymen--one my honey pins lamina on!
No, deport it (tit rope!) Don.
No, do not turn, rut, to no Don!
No, he dunno what Utah won, nude, hon.
No, hero Clinton's not nil-core, hon.
No, Holy Mama, I am a Mylo, hon.
No, I rivet, abate virion.
No, I sullied (until today) a dot-lit, nude illusion.
No, I tan--I'm at no contamination!
No, I, tart surf‑tider, credit frustration!
"No--" I told Ed, "lotion!"
No, is iced dab a bad decision?
No, it--ides--Sis, is sedition!
No, it's a past ion.
No, Mac, I remain "God's dog 'n' I America," mon!
No miff, it's stiff--I'm on!
“No pan…?” I say as I nap on.
"No pansy awl: a scissors Ros sics, always--nap on!"
No parts, oh ghost, rap on.
No parts, Sis, strap on.
"No regrets‑‑I'm Damon (a nomad), Mister Geron."
No REM sleep peels me, Ron.
No, Sam's mom's mom's "Ma," son.
No saw was on?
No, slang is a signal, son.
No snit, on to home--memo hot not in, son.
No--so tundra has a hard nut, O son?!
No, Sonya Wallace, call away no son.
No, spur a deceit; tie cedar up, son.
No war-bed; Debra won!
No way, elf-fawn--waffle, yaw on!
No, with Gil bird-rib light, I won.
No--yes, rapidly, Syl, dip arse yon!
Nora, revel (clever!) a Ron.
"Norma," I say, "no beau qua Ebony--as I am Ron!"
No’s raw war’s on?
Not a stir, OK, nap son & no spank--or it's a ton!
"Not anode, nor dramatic, I" Tamar, droned on a ton...
Not Lebanon, no, nab Elton!
"Not new well, Lilith!" ('til ill) Lew went on.
Note, Gin, if Yreka Bakery fini--get on.
Note was, "Sununus saw Eton."
Now, a "retirement ne merit" era won!
Now arise; I do ogle, Ma, camel goodies Ira won.
Now Deb I, Greg, (golf flogger gibed) won.
Now, defile macabre herb a camel I fed won.
Now, Diana is sure, Russian aid won.
Now, ere he lit a love volatile, he re-won!
Now, Eva, Hewes' use we have won.
Now, evil, I've won.
Now, fine desperado, I repay baby a period: a Rep.’s Eden, if won.
Now I saw sexes, was I won?
Now I see penis in epees I won!
Now joy: bury Ruby--O.J. won!
Now, Mae, that Utah team won!
Now remit reward, Dad: drawer Tim, er, 'won'.
Now sever, Eve, New Era series (oh, whose ires are!) we never, eves, won.
Now, Sis, a tit "as is" won!
Now, tip arcs as gull lugs a scrap it won.
Nun sees kook sees nun.
Nuts, Stella, mania-pliant I await nail pain: a mallet's stun.
"O," brags Deb in a lisp, "ah, reprobate Tab (or perhaps Ilani?) beds Garbo!"
"O, Coco, regard (I'd rage!) rococo."
O doc, axe Texaco--do!
O, gol', Sal, U-card sees Dracula's logo.
"O, got testosterone tenor (E.T.) sot--set to go!"
O, got ya--way too sooty a way to go.
O, had I lived as a devil, Idaho?
O, hose zoo ooze, SoHo!
O.K., gee, tail a terrorist, Sir, or retaliate--e.g. K.O.?
O.K., remit a zillion on oil Liz--a timer KO!
O.K., yell a sleek O.J. gag (joke...) Els--"alley KO."
Odd, I keep pee, kiddo.
Odd...I know "ah ha" won, kiddo.
"Odd--in wonk evil I've known, I'd do."
Oh, a Van Morrison’s "no sir", Rom--Navaho!
Oh Cena, no, it called as a dell action--an echo!
Oh no, straw wart’s on Ho!
Oh who won't care if I cap pacifier act now, oh who?
"Oh, whose garden’s path trowel--a tale worth taps?" Ned rages, "Oh, who!"
Om I, "No regrets: I shoulder no burdened rub on Red Lu, oh sister Geronimo."
On time, emit “No!"
One bad example has, Sir, a "Larissa" help Max, Ed, Abe--no?
One carpool tunnel, Len: "nut loop race"--no?
One dice deliver, if Sal, Lisa (as ill as fire vile) decide, "No!"
"One kilt, Lucille," yell I, "cult-like, no!"
One Mat raps aspartame, no?
One moon had a shadow O.D.; ah, sad, ah no omen--O!
One nod, slob, my stoner: are not symbols done--no?
"Oo--winos' P.M., oh Thompson!" I woo.
Otto made "Eel Lee Ed" a motto.
P.A. loud, as a duo lap.
Pa, stems met sap!
Paget saw a wasp saw a waste gap.
Pal recaps Pop's pacer lap.
Pam's sure it was no Misses Simon saw tie Russ' map.
Pandas, sad, nap.
Papa, mar dada drama pap.
"Paris, too, rained rags, gags, gardenia roots." I rap.
Part Sara's trap.
Partner Trent, rap!
Pasa, I made target: a date grated--am I a sap!
Pat, ah sin if I say, "Er, gosh, Pat, I pet Sal's last epitaph so grey," as I finish a tap?
Pat, emit time tap.
Pat, 'tis Sis: sit, tap.
Peel (sot!) pill, lull lip to sleep.
Pet snore ebbed, Deb—beer on step?
"Pilot Dill--it's non-organic!" I nag Ron on (still, I'd to lip.)
Pilot puts a[, er, breast/"Otto T." toast] up to lip!
Pissed under, red nudes sip.
Pistons—odd—do snot sip..!
Place 'no-no' on one CA L.P.
"Plug in: Love, vol. N," I gulp.
Poop in a birch crib, an’ I poop.
Poor Dot, Desi (operators) rot, are poised to droop!
Pose as Timi Imit's Aesop.
Pot an ale stupor, eh hero--puts elan atop!
Pot smoker, trek, om--stop!
Pots emit time-stop!
"PU motto, Bette," rag I, "cigarette--bottom-up!"
PU, Saginaw--wan, I gas up.
Pub Al's Pirates set a R.I.P. slab up!
Pull up a pliant nail, Pa--pull up.
Pun, Eve, state, "Grate target at Seven-up."
Pup, I sip up!
Pupils on, Lee, flee eel--feel no slip up!
Pure Valentine do ode "Nit ne 'laver'"--up!
Put a call, "I will act up!"
Q, a "riot to go" got to Iraq.
"Q it is," I sit, "I Q!"
'Radar Pop' did pop radar.
Rae, his gal, flags I hear.
Rae, his yodels led "oys," I hear.
Rae, past eleven eve, let's a pear.
Rag, "Destiny: baby nits!" Edgar.
Rail, li'l liar.
"Ram ode deceit'll tie!" ceded Omar.
Rap: "Busy, subtle frat star felt busy, sub-par."
"Rats, Evita reneged, Dad--degenerative star!"
Rats struck Curt's star.
Raw, I led deli war.
Raw spot stops war.
Re drums: a Doc-demanded, -named, coda's murder!
Recall ab--e.g. do dodge-ball, Acer!
Recluse dahlias’ sad, airy myriad assail Hades’ ulcer.
Recluse sir, anon arises ulcer.
Red, dab badder!
Red dude so hot to snap pans, Otto, hosed udder.
Red, I snide, "Deceit'll tie ceded insider."
Red net: no car is, sir, a contender.
"Red, no wider bra deceived a bad Evie (cedar bred)?" I wonder.
"Red nowise, yet all aches, eh, call at eyes?" I wonder.
Red robots sent savanna vastness to border.
Red Roy bred fox of derby order.
"Ref for a motel room," a Moor let Omar offer.
Reg, I taste Peru tare 'til foe of literature pets a tiger!
Reg, it's Tiger!
Reg, no, long no longer.
Regard me leer, "eye-reel" 'em, drag 'er.
Ren, slip regal: not on lager--pilsner!
Resume, totem user.
"Rett, use large peg," rales utter!
Rev O raw, fine moon--no omen if war over.
"Reviled dinosaur (ugh!)," Guru, "a son I'd deliver."
Reviled, stiff, I sat on pal's lap (not as if fits deliver!)
Re-wolf fast, oh fool, as time remits aloof, hot safflower!
Rianon, we held (nah!) a flotsam mast: Olfa handle hewn on air.
Rip at tapir I pat, tapir.
Rise--if Donna can nod, fie Sir!
Roma sidewalk law, Ed, is 'Amor'.
Rot, I'd e-mail--I am editor!
Rota, I've llama--am alleviator!
Rub--deliver a reviled bur.
"Rum, rum," I murmur.
Russel, fir tree seer trifles Sur!
"Sad--" I, Di, peep, "I did as..."
Saga, Sir, is a gas!
Sail had dahlias!
Sal, let's taste [Selah ale/some mo'] sets at Stella's
Sal lit Roth’s ash tortillas.
Scrams a groom in Oregon--no Geronimo orgasm arcs.
"See," peacocks ask, "coca epees?"
See sage money odd doyen, 'Omega', sees.
See "trek o’ poker" tees?
See, yo, LP men on non-employees!
Seek 'nay'--Mets stem Yankees.
Sees a most serene rest, serene rest soma sees.
Sees men—a “grow on, now, organ” Em sees.
Sein Nine do "Park Rap Ode," ninnies!
Self first, I milk canker ere knack limits riffles.
"Selim's...Diane!" zen aid smiles.
Semantic at times, emit tacit names.
Semi-troop parts, GI rigs trap--poor times!
Semord, Nila, plait select celestial palindromes.
Separate birth tribe, tar apes.
Separate feta, rapes.
Set a melba table, mates!
Set, air benign, I target a fate: grating inebriates.
Set an "I", mull--it illuminates.
Set are no times a semitone rates.
Sew, oh Anna, help pin a nipple (Hannah owes!)
Sex, I'll oblige, Gil, bollixes!
Sex is tacit at scenarios, so I ran ecstatic, "at sixes..."
Shall I risk, sir, ill "ah"s?
Shower drew "Oh!"s.
Sinister, Bret, sin is.
Sip it in, I tram to hot martini tipis!
Sir, a jalapeno on no one pal ajar is.
Sis, a sin is ‘as is’.
Sis, aorta’s at ‘R’ oasis.
"Sit," I say, "rot a gun, nun--nugatory as it is."
Sit in: I gave no one vaginitis!
Sit sad, do lay burden--Ned, Ruby, Al--odd as ‘tis.
Six at mass, as Sam taxis.
Slam it poets: aware, eye era, waste optimals!
Slap [crania in arc,/Norton, not Ron/Pop/solo gigolos'] pals.
Sleek Bob did bob keels.
Slop Strohs on no shorts, pols.
"Small, lewd rats" ad did dastard well, L.A. Ms.!
"Smart task cart-track cart tracks at trams."
Snack, computer refs--ferret up mock cans.
Snag Rose's organs!
Snap wet stew pans.
Snoops decide I rub: BB buried, iced spoons.
Snort celestial L.A.--it's electrons!
Snug space cadet, I.L., let a satellite ('D') ace Cap's guns!
So, did Seton trade diary-raided art notes, Didos?
So dodge, Peg, dodos!
So, no decal pearl, Rae, placed on os?
So see, Press, I (pisser) pee ‘S.O.S.’
"So," went on Nan, "not new os?"
Sore Del, irate, met a riled Eros!
Sore, Red Rose Carrot Co. doctor races order, Eros.
"Spin, Miss, part straps!" Sim nips.
Spit, O, two "how-to" tips.
Spot pal, recap: Acer laptops.
Spots Miss, parts straps, Sim stops.
Stack Cask Row on no work sack, cats.
Stew Rose--Ron's ma's lit (nude by my bed!) until Sam snores, or wets.
"Stinker's draw--" mistress asserts, "I'm Ward's 're-knits'!"
Stop paws, swap pots.
Stop's warning is a sign in raw spots.
Story ran, "I'd Royals slay ordinary rots!"
Stressed--decide, meet, see Viggo hog, give, esteemed iced desserts.
Stuck, card rack cuts...
Sue, yes, God's dogs eye us.
Sugar, a PSA test now won’t set asparagus!
Sugar, don't nod--rag us!
Sugar, drag us!
Suit Angie, Ignatius!
Sum (in awe): "No trails, liar, to new animus."
Sun is of use to myriad airy motes (UFOs in us!)
Sup on extra tart xenopus.
Sure it's an Avatar Papa prat, Ava--nastier, us!
Sworn: "Ide Wang saw Missy mad ere gnat-angered Amy's Sim was gnawed in rows."
T. Eliot, erupt pure toilet.
T. Eliot, mistress asserts I'm toilet!
Tamely grade, Ed, argyle mat.
Tandem attorney sees yen rot tamed Nat.
Tap Emil's eye slime, Pat.
Tap silly, ramate, wet amaryllis Pat.
Tap testes I set--set pat!
Tar guru, rugrat!
Tell a Van Ert re naval let.
Tess, laminate wet animals' set!
"Tide-red rots"--I dunno; Sam, a mason nudist, ordered it.
'Til nude yet, can Angie feign an act eyed unlit?
Tilt cap, I had a loud duo, lad--a hip act lit!
Tim (madder ogre) dips evil, li'l live spider: gored, dammit!
"Timed, lo, time emits time, Em!" I told Em it.
Tim-mad sex (I'm damned, Ned!) admixes, dammit.
Tio, ‘twas sung--gnus saw to it.
'Tis a heme meme has it.
‘Tis I, daft Sal’s last fad, is it?
To be sure, deceive, vie, cede ruse, Bot!
To be sure, I’d lost soldier-use bot!
To Gill, a spa "saps all I got."
To hoot, Honig, rival a virgin oh-too-hot.
To lad, "Eh, so my Lima family moshed a lot?!"
Todd, I did Dot!
"Toilet not new, wow!" went on T. Eliot.
Toni, kudos O.D. UK--I not!
Too familiar, Sir, is rail I'm afoot.
Top step: pup pets pot!
Toped sage, rip me not on Empire Gas depot.
"Tops sup macabre herb!" -- a campus spot.
Topsy, Tina, brute loud duo let urbanity spot.
Torres, ol' Connie Mack sat at a task, came in no closer--rot!
Toss it in, I gave no one vaginitis, sot!
Toss lariats on no stair--Al's sot!
“Trade carbs!” braced Art.
Trade--I rub BB buried, Art.
"Trader, admit: 'ah ha!' " Tim dared Art.
Trader Ogre,[er,/ paper] gored art!
"Trader sees red, Art!"
Trap: Milo stones--oh!--those not so limp, Art.
Trap: Sal racks Anaconda, Dad--no can ask Carla's part!
Trash subsidiary raid is Bush’s art.
Trot, sad ex; indeed finesse'll lessen if deed nixed as tort.
Tub, ask car traffic if far tracks abut.
Turgid Dad: dig, rut!
Ululate--net a lulu.
Val, sad Dad, add a Slav!
Vic, O.D. Doc--IV!
Wad tram-art daw.
Wanna buy Yuban...naw!
Ward, emit note, "Yes I, Wallace, call a wise (yet on-time) draw."
Warsaw, Pop, was raw!
Was ‘E’ whose pre-herpes--oh!-- we saw.
Was I stole macabre herb, a Camelot’s I saw.
Wasted, a cadet saw.
Way to not spill latte: get tall lips to not yaw!
We do meta-bedlam in an animal debate, mode W!
We help Pacific Apple hew.
"We" prefer pizzazz; I prefer pew.
Wed honor, evil, Doc Tim: reps permit cod liver on--oh!--dew.
Wed no Anna on dew!
Well, lad, nag, "Gee, no abortion--no, it rob a one, egg and all, Lew."
Well, Lumina, can I mull Lew?
Wolf, Deb; beer on-tap's spat "No" re ebbed flow.
Won panda; alas, salad nap now.
Wonder: Anne held--nah!--handle henna-red now.
Wonder if I made no yo-yo, Ned--am I fired now?
Worrel lets Sarah harass 'teller row'.
Xerox on an ox, O Rex.
Xerxes lived evil sex, Rex.
Ya, Ben, one poker trek open on e-bay!
Ya, Dad--ah!--had a day.
Ya, kneel, locate feta, Colleen Kay.
Ya, rotten Rose, sail all aliases o'r 'Net to Ray.
Ya, Signor, war is, Sir, a wrong, I say.
Ya, wag a gag away!
Ya, was moor-devil Lil lived rooms away.
Yale, remit tasks a DJ’s J.D. asks at time relay.
Yankees seek 'nay'.
Yell a name, Lem, an alley!
Yes, O Ross, Em (or 'D') 'n' I lap up (PU!) palindromes so rosey.
Yo' begat love voltage, boy!
Yo, Bob, eat gnu O you O young tae-bo boy!
Yo, by pool, a musk conk knocks Uma loopy, boy!
Yo, CEDA, get a coyote toy, O cat--e.g. a decoy!
Yodel, "Fir tree seer trifled--oy!"
Yodel, "Luck culled...oy!"
"You blondes used 'n ol' buoy?!"
Zap all La Paz!
Zones sell, lessen Oz.
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